Monday, 5 May 2014

Randy Lerner Selling Stakes: Runners and Riders

Now the Villa faithful can stop fretting about the spectre of relegation and the Holte End's ears have stopped popping after blowing up all those balloons, fevered speculation has returned to the prospect that Randy Lerner may well be in the throes of selling the club.

Paul Lambert claims to be in dark about what's going on off the pitch. At times this season he's appeared not to have a clue what's been occurring on the pitch either, so we'll believe him if he says he's clueless.

So who might be taking over Villa? We've heard rumour and counter-rumour and reported sightings of Lesser Spotted Ellisons at Villa Park and while we can't separate fact from fiction, we can look at some of the names in the frame..

Red Bull
As recently as April, it appeared the fevered speculation suggesting Red Bull were our mystery suitors was untrue.

"Red Bull will not make any investments in English football clubs," Red Bull assistant sporting director Lisa Hohensinn confirmed.


“These were just rumours in the newspapers.”

This was great relief to those traditionalists who didn't want to sit in The Vodka End of the Red Bull Villa Stadium.

There is a however, however. We understand that bigwigs within the energy drink company are becoming increasingly frustrated with the bigwigs in Formula One and hints have been made they might pull out of that sport. Were this earth-shattering event to happen, they'd have to rethink their sporting policy so who knows?

Said Red Bull Big Chief  Dietrich Mateschitz "The question is not so much about whether it makes economic sense, but more to do with the sporting value, political influence and the like."

File:Anschutz-Entertainment-Group.pngAEG
Not the people that made your cooker but Anschutz Entertainment Group.

As owners of some of the best known sport and entertainment venues on the planet, AEG would surely see Aston Villa as an investment they could profit from, in particular by investing heavily in and getting maximum use from a stadium that is just a stone's throw from the heart of the UK motorway network.

Anschutz already has far more than a toe in the water of the soccer world, being prime players in the formation of the MLS and having been heavily involved in many of the franchises since it's inception. Currently in control of LA Galaxy and Houston Dynamos (the latter in partnership with Oscar de la Hoya's Golden Boy Promotions), purchasing a Premier League outfit could make strategic and financial sense.

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Ray Davis - not the one out of The Kinks
Ray C Davis and Bob Simpson
Mention Texas Rangers in the villamad.co.uk office and someone will start singing Dean Friedman's closing theme to popular Birmingham based eighties drama Boon.

Apparently though, there is also a baseball team by that name currently co-owned by notoriously private individuals Ray C Davis and Bob Simpson. Not the bloke out of The Kinks and not some distant relative of Homer's

Despite stumping up in excess of half a billion dollars to purchase the Rangers in 2010, the duo chose to stay in the background in the early days with Nolan Ryan taking on the role of CEO and it was only last year that Ray Davis took the reins himself.

Anyone hoping for a more hands on chairman, sat in the Trinity Road every other week draped in a claret and blue scarf might be disappointed if Mister Davis takes over. Those thinking he'll flash the cash may be in for a rude awakening too.

“People have tried to buy championships before without success. You win with people, you build from within, and you try to keep as much payroll flexibility as you possibly can.”


Larry
Larry Ellison
If Larry Ellison was in the frame to buy Aston Villa, events at the L.A. Clippers basketball team may have thrown a spanner in the works. 

After Clippers' owner Donald Sterling was tape recorded making racist comments to his girlfriend, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver on Tuesday fined him $2.5 million, banned him from the league for life and said he'd seek to force Sterling to sell the Clippers. 


Previously frustrated in his previous attempts to buy a basketball team, Oracle CEO Larry Ellison is teaming up with movie and music hot shot David Geffen and the icon that is Oprah Winfrey for a possible shot at the L.A. Clippers if Sterling is compelled to flog the franchise because of his racist remarks.

Geffen said, "Larry would sooner die than fail. I would sooner die than fail. Larry's a sportsman. We've talked about this for a long time. Between the three of us, we have a good shot."

Often described as the fifth richest man on the planet, Larry would no doubt have the funds to compete in both ventures, it's whether he'd have the time and the energy that we'd question.

Qatar Sports Investments (QSI)
Having already invested in Paris St Germain, there is no sign that QSI's ambition has been fulfilled and regular rumours abound concerning the takeover of clubs around Europe. PSG have spent more than hundreds of millions of euros in transfers since Qatar Sports Investments bought the club in June 2011, bringing them into conflict with UEFA's new financial fair play rules.

Cagliari have been consistently linked with a takeover from QSI since Massimo Cellino got involved with Leeds United.

Rumours of a Qatari takeover have rumbled around Villa Park for donkey's years and David Cameron's throw away comment that he'd get some of his rich Arab friends to buy the club certainly made the ears prick up, even if it was said in jest.


Other runners and riders may well be lurking in the shadows and we wait for Randy Lerner's proclamation. This might be a good week to follow Brian Doogan on Twitter if you haven't already...







Sunday, 4 May 2014

Match Preview: Manchester City v Aston Villa

Who are we playing?
Manchester City

Where are we playing?
Manchester, in the stadium they had the Commonwealth Games. They've actually got a Colin Bell Stand, making a section of City's support Bellenders...

Can I go?
Last time we checked, there were tickets left at £47 a pop...

Easy to get to?
Usually but we've pinched the following advice from Man City's website for your information:

Visiting Supporters Access to the Etihad Campus & Etihad Stadium
In order to ensure that service diversion works can be carried out safely, hoardings have been erected at the South end (away end) of the Etihad Stadium.

This impacts the amount of space immediately outside the visiting supporters entrances and may impact queuing and access through these entrances. To assist fans arriving at the stadium, both additional signage and staff will be in place. 

To ensure that all supporters enter the stadium via the correct entrances, we have implemented an additional soft ticket check upon arrival.  We therefore advise all visiting supporters to arrive early to avoid any delays when entering the stadium. 

Gary Neville
Can I watch it live on the telly?
Sky Sports 1 but you might want to turn the sound down. You know how excited Martin Tyler gets at Man City games and Gary Neville might be one of the better pundits but that doesn't stop him sounding like one of The Flumps

Big game?
Meh...

Every place higher we can finish in the Premier League is worth large wodges of dosh but frankly most Villa fans will just be happy that we aren't getting relegated. Quite a few have said that won't even watch the "horror show".

Manchester City will have it on their minds that we nicked three points off them in the Villa Park encounter and there's that small matter of a Premier League title to clinch.

Villa will be buoyed by the first win in ages and keen to get the away form back on track. Villa's travelling army certainly deserve a decent performance after the debacles of Palace and Swansea.  Even if we can't win the game, it would be nice to have some goals to celebrate.

With the spectre of relegation gone, the lads should be able to play without fear and contribute to what we hope will be an entertaining game. Let's go for it. Wouldn't you rather lose 6-3 than 3-0?
Typical City fan


Do Manchester City have any famous fans?
Well, there's unibrowed musicians Noel and Liam Gallagher. There's also Frank Gallacher out of Shameless.

We've got fiddle playing scruff Nigel Kennedy

So we win.






Jordan Bowery
Who's playing for us?
In our Hull preview we said "surely our gormless apology of a manager can't keep starting the formless Andi Weimann" and the Austrian responded by heading two goals in. So we're taking the credit for giving him the kick up the backside he needed. Many of you seem to be far more impressed with Jordan Bowery's effort than we were, but we would concede that he did enough to merit a start in this one.

Martin Dermatitis
Lambert may well persist with playing loads of players at the back which is fair play given Citeh's attacking options.


Who's playing for them?
Doesn't matter that much, they are all pretty good aren't they. We'd like to see bench warming James Milner get a start for old times sake. Many happy memories of old Jimbo. We used to think that Martin Dermatitis was a weak link but even he's been better just lately. There won't be any Sergio Aguero. Every little helps.


Any useless stats?
Of course, here you go:
  • We have 57 wins over City while they've managed to beat us on 66 occasions. There have been 40 draws.
  • One of Paul Lambert's finest hours was knocking City out of the League Cup in September 2012. We won 4-2, Gabby got two, N'Zogbia got one and Gareth Barry helpfully knocked one in for us.
  • Our last Premier League success at their place came in April 2007. Goals from John Carew and Shaun Maloney secured a 2-0 win.
  • Our biggest win over our opponent was a 7-1 success in December 1900. George Johnson was on fire that day with four goals. During his time at Aston Villa Johnson scored 47 goals in 110 appearances
He said, She said...
"I don't know what Brendan said. I only know we have two games and we have to win against Aston Villa tomorrow, and at the end of the week we will see which team has the most points." Manuel Pellegrini


Prediction
6-3 to them.
 
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