Richards banned immediately and is out of tonight's game

Aston Villa captain Micah Richards will miss tonight's Premier League match against Tottenham Hotspur after being issued with an immediate one-game ban by that bunch of cunts that call themselves Football Association.

The defender, who was also fined £10,000, breached FA Rule E3 in that his behaviour in or around the tunnel area after the end of the game against Swansea City on 24 October 2015 constituted improper conduct.