Thursday 26 November 2015

Grealish dropped for Watford as Merson wades in to Garde

Former Aston Villa midfielder Paul Merson thinks manager Remi Garde should take some of the blame for Jack Grealish's partying after the defeat at Everton.
The 20-year-old player has been binned off by Garde for this weekend's match with Watford after his exploits in  a Manchester nightclub following the team's crushing 4-0 loss at Goodison Park last Saturday.

Garde said " 'It's not expected or professional. He won't be involved this weekend"

 "I blame Remi Garde, Grealish should have been on the bus home," Merson told Sky Sports News.

 "He knew that player wasn't going out for a meal, he should have told him that he had spoiled his weekend so he would spoil it for him too. 


"Remi Garde is cutting his nose off to spite his face, Grealish should have been fined two week's wages and told to prove himself. Villa need all their talented players on the pitch, Grealish could have been inspired to win those wages back in bonuses."

Wednesday 25 November 2015

Match Preview: Villa v Watford

by Dek Hogan 

Who are we playing?
Watford on Saturday 28th November 2015 at 3.00pm
Bag searches

Where are we playing?
Villa Park, you may know where it is, but security is being tightened so club advice is to get there early. You wouldn't want to miss any Villa Park excitement now would you?  Bags will be searched.

Can I go?
Yep, tickets still on sale but don't leave it too long if you want to bag your favourite spot. might be worth checking your season ticket holding mates are going first though. People are so disenchanted at the minute that there may be a few going begging.

Easy to get to?
Doddle. Despite the fact that Birmingham is chock-a-block with roadworks. The German Market is up and running if you fancy a weissbier or two on the way.

Can I watch it on telly?
Saturday 3 o'clocker so you'll need a stream or a pub with a dodgy dish.

Not a left back
Big game?
Huge.

New manager bounce didn't take long to wear off did it? After what was an encouraging 0-0 against Man City, the wheels came off at Everton, not that surprisingly when you look at the players Garde brought back into the team.

Westwood, Grealish and Richardson? They aren't the answer unless the question is, do want to be effectively down before you've put the Christmas decorations away.

Lightweight
Maybe the Frenchman can turn things around but time is not a luxury he has on his side and the team he put out at Goodison looked like rabbits caught in the headlights.

There was certainly scant evidence that this group of players can show any sort of fight. It was truly pathetic.

Fight is exactly what Watford showed last weekend as they were unlucky to fall to defeat against a spawny United side.

You spin me right Round baby
Fully expect Watford to play without fear and take the game to us. They love away games this lot.

That's the really sad thing really. We are playing Watford in a must win game and you wouldn't risk your beer money backing us to win.

Meanwhile if Garde isn't allowed to pick his own backroom staff then what the the actual fuck is going on. There's something rotten at the heart of Villa right now.


Typical Watford fan
Do Watford have any famous fans?

There's Elton John, who used to sing a bit (probably still does) and bizarrely, we've seen Mila Kunis linked with club.

We've got fiddle playing scruffbox Nigel Kennedy off of Radio 3.

So we win.

Pull your socks up
Who's playing for us?
God knows. It genuinely looked like Garde knew what he was doing when picked a decent line up for the Man City game. It'll be intriguing to see who get the nod this time. Surely Sanchez should get the nod. We'd like to see Libor Kozak at least given a chance to impress, if only from the bench. Jack Grealish has allegedly been banished to train with the kids. That should help him grow up a bit.



Who's playing for them?
Dyed in the wool bluenose Troy Deeney is the one to watch out for. He'll be desperate to knock one in against us.


Any useless stats?
Of course, here you go:
  • Watford have beaten us 5 times while we have 7 wins. There have been 5 draws.
  • Watford's last win against us was back in October 1986 (our last relegation season). Despite goals from Mark Walters and Simon Stainrod, we went down 4-2.
  • Our last win over them was nervy affair back in 2007. Many fans had already left before an own goal gave us the lead as the clock began to run out. Gabby got a second at the death for a 2-0 win
  • Watford won our first two encounters in 1969 and we had to wait until 1982 before we took revenge at Villa Park. One goal from Peter Withe and a brace from Tony Morley saw us win 3-0.
Prediction
Going for a 1-2 to Watford.

Tuesday 24 November 2015

Villa beefing up match day security


Villa are tightening security in the wake of the Paris attacks:

This includes


  • Spot checks with metal detectors in the turnstile area 
  • All bags will be searched 
  • Spot checks on vehicles


Fans are asked to:


  • ARRIVE NO LATER THAN 30 MINUTES BEFORE KICK OFF (2.30 PM FOR WATFORD) 
  • IF ARRIVING BY CAR AND USING THE HOLTE OR NORTH STAND CAR PARKS, BRING YOUR CAR PARK PASS 
  • APPROACH THE TURNSTILES WITH COATS, JACKETS ETC UNFASTENED AND OPEN

Monday 16 November 2015

Rémi Garde gets a Round in?

New Aston Villa gaffer Rémi Garde has reportedly identified Steve Round as theman he wants to be his number two.

It was believed that Garde had been eager to recruit Gerald Baticle and Bruno Genesio but Lyon put the block on that, leaving Garde's backroom staff short on numbers.


However, following a series of discussions, Round could be announced in time for Saturday's Premier League clash at Goodison.

Garde is reported to be keen to secure the services of someone that has previous experience of coaching in the English top flight. Round has worked with David Moyes at Everton and Manchester United, as well as having a spell at Newcastle United when Sam Allardyce was in charge at St James' Park. 

Sunday 15 November 2015

Match Preview: Everton v Villa

by Dek Hogan
Everton's creaky old ground

Who are we playing?
Everton on Saturday 21st November at 3pm

Where are we playing?
Goodison Park
Goodison Rd,
Liverpool,
Merseyside
L4 4EL


Can I go? Not unless you've bagged a ticket already. They've only given us the lower tier, which is odd considering the strength of our away support. If you've been, you'll know how shite the view is down there.

Easy to get to?
Yep, though the train journey has been known to descend into farce on occasion.

Can I watch it on telly
Saturday 3 o'clocker so you'll need a stream or a pub with a dodgy dish.

Big game?
Huge. They are ALL HUGE from here on in.

Rémi Garde hit the ground running with a deserved 0-0 draw against high flying Manchester City.

His initial impact was not just "new manager bounce".  For a kick off, his team selection actually made sense, unlike the bizarre line-ups we were forced to endure from Timbo and KMac.

There was also evidence that team were trying to play some decent football. They seemed far more confident on the ball and certainly weren't dwelling on it in possession, with some swift accurate passing in evidence. If Rémi can add a bit more movement to the mix, we may just start to be fun watch again when we have the ball.

We also showed far intent to press the ball when the opposition were in possession - to be fair, there were signs of this in the Spurs game - but it's fairly obvious that if you put the other team under pressure, they'll find things a bit tougher.

Let's be honest though, we have a mountain to climb if we are to have even a chance of Premiership and getting that first win - sooner rather than later - will be absolutely key.

No team is going to roll over and let us take three points though, certainly not Everton and in any other circumstances, nabbing a point up there would be considered a result.

Sadly though, things are desperate now and without a win since the first match of the season, we need to take a win by any means possible.

We need level headed leadership so captain Micah Richards needs to channel his anger and not let himself and us down by losing his rag the way he did in the Swansea game.

Typical Everton fan
Despite the vastly improved performance against Citeh, Garde still needs to come up with some sort of goal threat. It remains very difficult to see where the goals are going to come from at the moment

Do Everton boast any famous fans?
Well there's Claire Sweeney off of Brookside, a couple of The Beatles and Andy Burnham off of the Labour Party.

We've got David Bradley.

So we win.

Ouch
Who's playing for us?
The international break probably hasn't done Garde any favours and he attempts to get to know his squad. As a a consequence, it would be no surprise if he played a similar line up to the one that started the last game.

The big question is who replaces the stricken Jordan Amavi at left back. Kieran Richardson would seem the obvious - if unpopular - choice but there are other options, Crespo being one. Sherwood liked the look of young Kinsella but Garde
Tim Howard's partner
may have other ideas. Lescott (god help us) and Ciaran Clark may be options.

Who's playing for them
Gerard Deulofeu is starting to look the bizzo and could carry a goal threat. If we want to score, we'll have to get past Tim Howard.



Any useless stats?
Of course, here you go:
  • We've beaten Everton on 80 occasions while they have 80 wins over us - so this is the decider!. There have been 58 draws.
  • Our first ever league meeting was in September 1888. Dennis Hodgetts scored both of our goals in a 2-1 triumph.
  • Our last win at Goodison was back in December 2008. Two goals from Ashley Young and one from Steve Sidwell saw us squeak through 3-2 despite a brace from Joleon Lescott.
Prediction
1-1 draw (if we can manage to score)

Amavi out for the season with a fucked cruciate!

Jordan Amavi has been ruled out for the rest of the 2015/16 Premier League season with a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.

Our only decent left back picked up the injury on Thursday night playing for France U21s against Northern Ireland in a Euro qualifyer.

The news will be a big blow to Rémi Garde and he attempts to drag Villa off the bottom of the table.

Thursday 12 November 2015

DISASTER: Amavi has horribly injured his knee

Aston Villa defender Jordan Amavi has been stretchered off with what appears to be a serious knee injury on international duty.

The 21-year-old was playing for the France Under-21s in their U21 Euro 2017 qualifier against the Northern Ireland Under-21s on Thursday night.

Midway through the second half in Guingamp, the left-back went down in clear pain, clutching his knee, and had to be taken off on a stretcher.



Wednesday 4 November 2015

Match Preview: Villa v Man City

by Dek Hogan 

Who are we playing?
Manchester City on Sunday 8th November 2015 at 1.30pm

Where are we playing?
Villa Park, you know where it is.

Can I go?
Yep, tickets still on sale but don't leave it too long if you want to bag your favourite spot.

Easy to get to?
Doddle. We've got a shiny new station at New Street if you are getting the train in. With ticket barriers.

Can I watch it on telly?
Sky Sports.

Big game?
Huge.

1 point from the last 30 and just 4 points all season, we've never been in such disarray. Ever.

The latest guy to attempt to lead us out the Randy Lerner inflicted darkness is one Remi Garde.

Whaddya mean "who"?

Garde is best known on these shores for a brief spell playing at Arsenal where he hardly set the world alight. He enjoyed moderate success at Lyon, working on a tight budget but this task will be a whole new ball game for him and with the best will in the world, it'll take time for him to find his feet.

Scooby Doo
Trouble is folks, we haven't got time. Just to survive in the Premier League - and with the the new TV money coming in, there literally couldn't be a worse time to get relegated - we need results and we need them fast. If  the American dunderheads in charge of our club had the first Scooby Doo what they were doing they'd have appointed a "wartime consigliere".  Someone who knows this league and just what is required to battle out of it.

Instead we've got a stranger in a strange land, under immense pressure from the get-go and facing an almost impossible task.

Of all the times then to be facing a resurgent Manchester City. This could be really painful to watch

KMac's bizarre team selections in his brief spell in charge haven't helped us much. Probably best if we don't read too much into Garde's first team selection. It'll take him a while to assess what he's got.


Do Man City have any famous fans?
There's Ricky Hatton, who used to box a bit.

We've got fiddle playing scruffbox Nigel Kennedy off of Radio 3.

So we win.

Who's playing for us?
Gabby got a complete roasting from Sky's pundits the other might, so his "calf strain" should save him from further embarrassment. We'd fully expect to see Micah restored to the heart of the defence while Ayew should certainly get a recall. Carles Gil changed the game when he came on and must be in with a sniff

Who's playing for them?
It would probably suit us if Fabian Delph started, if only because it'll get the crowd vocal and rocking. You are bringing a snake, right?

Any useless stats?
Of course, here you go:
  • Man City have beaten us 69 times while we have 57 wins. There have been 40 draws.
  • We last won this one in 2013, Karim El Ahmadi, Leandro Bacuna and Andi Weimann did the damage as we robbed it 3-2.
  • Late goals from Yaya Toure and Sergio Aguero broke our hearts in this fixture last season.
  • George Johnson ran riot, scoring four as we thrashed City 7-1 on 1st December 1900.
Prediction
Going for a 5-1 City win

Monday 2 November 2015

Richards banned immediately and is out of tonight's game

Aston Villa captain Micah Richards will miss tonight's Premier League match against Tottenham Hotspur after being issued with an immediate one-game ban by that bunch of cunts that call themselves Football Association.

The defender, who was also fined £10,000, breached FA Rule E3 in that his behaviour in or around the tunnel area after the end of the game against Swansea City on 24 October 2015 constituted improper conduct.

Villa roll the dice and take big gamble on Rémi Garde

Rémi Garde  has been confirmed as the new manager of Aston Villa.

Despite a spell playing for Arsenal, our new head honcho has no Premier League managerial experience, so, once more Fox and Lerner are taking a massive gamble with the clubs future, faced with a situation that even a dyed-in-the-wool Premier League manager might struggle to cope with.

Garde learnt his trade in Ligue 1 in France and he'll need to adapt quickly to the rigours of the English game if Villa are to have any chance of beating the drop.

He also needs to win over a fanbase jaded by facing a sixth season of mediocre football, struggle and misery.

Rémi Garde said: "It is an unbelievable honour to be the manager of such an illustrious football club.

"I've had extremely positive meetings with both the owner, Randy Lerner, and Chief Executive Tom Fox. They have ambitious plans for the Club and I'm excited that they have turned to me to help them realise them.

"Obviously we have a difficult task in front of us but I'm looking forward to the challenge with the support of everyone who loves Aston Villa."

Clearly, as fans, we have no choice but to get behind the new guy, but he should be aware that patience is wearing thin and he faces the very difficult situation of needing to get points on the board from the get-go.
 
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