Fantasy Villa Team No.3: The Media Pundits

Okay, we were gonna call this one the TV pundits, but we struggled for a left back so drafted in Pat Heard off the radio.

We've also managed to pick a team featuring Paul Elliott, which is a bit of a worry, but hey he was on  Football Italia so he counts...and we are using Martin Keown, but feel free to throw snowballs at him.

What we couldn't bring ourselves to do was select Tony Cascarino. Yeah, we know it was over twenty years ago but we still have nightmares. Fortunately, Brian Little does a bit of punditry for Setanta Sports over in Ireland so he qualifies. We seriously considered Frank McAvennie for a moment there.

The Aussie Bozzie is a  regular Premier League pundit as any of you that have watched those 3pm games in those naughty pubs will know, while the excitable Paul Merson remains the best thing on TV.